The political rant that you have waited so patiently for - warning these is a lot of foul language in this blog

So my life has been crazy-busy the past few weeks. My calendar looks like an abstract painting, it has so much written on it with no end in sight. I am booked up like three months in advance. It's hard being so damn popular ;)

So, last night I only watched part of the debates. I got too angry to finish watching them to the end. It reminded me way too much of when Bush ran for office . In the past, I couldn't even stomach watching half of the Presidential debates both of the times that Bush ran for office. Just seeing Bush's monkey-ass lying face on TV sent me into a rage. Last night was déjà vu. Just looking at McCain's evil munchkin face and hearing the same weak phrases come out of his decrepit old mouth, sent me into hysterics. I was writhing on the couch next to Neil growling like an angry dog. It makes me so infuriated that McCain (and his moronic VP) try and pass this facade of promoting change when he is using the same tired old tactics of the Bush campaign.

Everything he said last night was the same pre-prepared "Americans are the best", no new taxes, attack my opponent with lies, insanity. He said nothing new. He didn't answer any of the questions with any real thought or insight. His answers were vague and obviously pre-scripted. They weren't even pre-scripted well. If I have to hear about the 8 billion dollars in funding that Obama voted (for as example of Obama gone wild) one more time, I may very well vomit. McCain says he wants to freeze spending across the board? What a moron. You can't just stop everything until you have time to figure out what has been mis-appropriated. I personally prefer the analogy which Obama used, the one where he said he would take a scalpel to the budget and carefully cut out the things that didn't work, leaving the things were are needed instead of taking a blunt hatchet to it and butchering everything. McCain says straightening out social security and medicare is an easy fix, are you fucking kidding me? That alone just shows just how out of touch he really is. He is so caught up in the politics of the eighties that I am not even sure he realizes that it is the new millennium.

All he talks about is Reaganomics and outdated policy ideas. Hello McCain, it is 2008, wake up and let go of the past. it didn't work then, it won't work now. Or is that simply the last decade you remember before dementia kicked in? McCain really clinched the deal when he said that Obama wanted to regulate nuclear energy or "something like that." Acting as if regulating nuclear energy was a waste of time and silly. Then he went on to say that nuclear energy is perfectly safe and he knows because he worked on a nuclear submarine. WHAT!!!!!???????? Did that not send off red flags to anyone else? Can we say Anti-Christ? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NUCLEAR ENERGY you stupid piece of shit! You know, the stuff that if not properly used could blow up the whole planet. SCARY!!!!!!!! I was mortified when I saw his flippant behavior regarding nuclear energy.

And what is this crap about McCain being bi-partisan. What a load of horseshit!! Let's re-watch the debates and see how many times he uses the words bi-partisan, fundamental,earmarks,and pork-barrel spending. Does he know any other words? And what the hell is the crap about giving American's a $5,000 rebate in order to get health care across state lines. Well let me tell you this , you old fart, if my company drops my health insurance because you want them to pay tax on it and I have to try and use $5,000 to get new insurance, I am screwed. First off, I can't get private insurance because I have MS and no one will cover me privately. That is probably because my medicine costs $2400 a month retail. So essentially what you are promising me is two months worth of medicine in exhchange for my medical insurance? Gee thanks. Dumb Fucker.

Also stop promising breeders more money for having more children. We ARE ALREADY OVER POPULATED!!!! Not to mention that we all are such greedy assholes that we don't have enough resources to take care of the people we have already living on the planet. The last thing we need is Tom and Thelma having two more retarded kids in order to get an extra $5000 at tax time, so that they can quickly spend it at Walmart buying more things that they don't need. The conservatives talk about people who use welfare and leech off of the system, but then they want to give more money to the people who have more kids? A good portion of those kids you are giving a tax credit back for live off a welfare check. How else do you support ten kids? I know, how about giving me (the person who isn't having kids) more money for ignoring my animalistic and biological need to have children. I understand that children are expensive, not to mention a lot of work. i want to make sure that I am finacially , emotionally and physically ready to bring a new life into this world. I want wait and do it responsibility if at all. Don't I get any credit for that?

And what about the sacrifices the politicians want us to make? Well McCain wants us to give up health care, our social programs, our fear of nuclear energy and possibly our intelligence. but Obama made an EXCELLENT point when asked what Americans need to sacrifice. He basically said that we need to sacrifice our need to consume and waste. What an awesome answer. We as a society need to stop consuming and wasting so god damn much! I mean look at this bailout. We were told that this was necessary so that small businesses could still borrow money in order to make payroll. Well if you have to borrow money in order to just PAY your employees, well then you've got a huge problem. We don't need more credit, people. That is the problem in the first place. We OVER BORROWED. We are all living on borrowed money. Shut the lenders down. Start living off of the money you actually make. Cut up your credit cards. They enslave you.

You know I keep hearing how the only option is the lesser of two evils, but I think that is bullshit. The more I see Obama speak, the more I know he is a great leader. He is smart, well spoken, and up to date on world politics. More importantly, he has a logical plan to try and fix this broken country. No one can give me one viable reason that they don't like Obama. He says great things. He stands for great ideas. He is the last hope that this country has. He even borders on some right wing ideals. He is openly religious, and he often talks about going to war with any country that is a liable threat to us, he is even against gay marriage for god's sake. What more do you republicans want? Is he perfect? Hell no. Who amongst us it? The only thing I can imagine that any one person who cares about themselves, this country or their children could possibly have against this great man is the color of his skin, and if that is the case, well then we don't deserve to be saved, instead with that mentality, we deserve to fall.

The debate last night was obviously a joke. Here you have a "town hall" of all very white people with an African American thrown here or there for good measure. There were no Asian people, no Hispanic people, and no Middle Eastern people. Not to mention everyone in the audience, except one freaky lady in a blue jacket with an insane looking smile plastered on her face, looked constipated and bored. That alone was distracting.

You have less than a month here people. Less than a month to make a pivotal decision. Don't leave it up to others to make your decisions for you. This is your life. You have to live with the consequences of this election. WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Thank you and good night.